User:Zeltaris
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Zeltaris, or Zelt for short is said to be the 38th reincarnation of The Win.
Rumour has it, that Zeltaris is so pwnz0r, that looking at him will make your mind asplode.
[edit] Who is Zeltaris?
Zeltaris was known for some time as the King of Random at Warboards.org, he is also the former self-proclaimed Emperor of the Members lounge who antagonised kongurous, former Spam Queen of the Game Room and leader of the SLA in early 2005. Zeltaris is one of the older figures in the Roleplaying community and one of the main characters in Creative Concepts. Or at least he was before the hiatus of Zelt.
[edit] The Story of Zeltaris in Nutshell
One day, Zelt found a nutshell. He got inside it. Then he decided nutshells are boring and got out of it. The End.
[edit] Zeltaris-ish quotes
"Dude, you are so quotable"
- GrassDragon on Zeltaris
[17:25] Zeltaris: *pulls out blowdrier* [17:25] Zeltaris: *points at cheese** [17:25] Zeltaris: ooooh, fondueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [17:26] Zeltaris: fondue > kikkytatx3
[17:50] Zeltaris: go ahead [17:50] Zeltaris: you'll never find it [17:50] MP: X_x [17:50] Zeltaris: cos it's concealed in my sexy secret chamber [17:50] Zeltaris: of sexy secrets
