User:IHawk
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[edit] A Spammer
iHawk first arrived at the forum called Warboards way back in March of 2005, right from the get go he made himself at home. With the name "Lt.Hawk", a Grunt as his avatar and a Halo signature he joined the joyous spam-fest that was the Game Room. He posted often in the numerous threadbased games and at first, enjoyed himself... but as the Admins cracked down on spamming he realised he wanted something else. (iHawk enjoys talking in the third person)
[edit] A Roleplayer
Being a fan of RPGs, iHawk loved explosions. And being a fan of RPGs iHawk was drawn to the Roleplaying Forum. Being new to online RPing, iHawk tried hard to make an impression on RPs he joined, however most of the first RPs he did join had early deaths. Ironically the one that didn't, was actually about Zombies. Looking back upon early posts iHawk often recoils in disgust asking "I GOT AWAY WITH THAT DRIVEL?!?!" but then he usually remembers that those aren't his posts he's looking at. None the less, he's come a long way.
Eventually, iHawk (still Lt.Hawk at this time) got himself a small standing among the other RPers and created his own Role Play "Calyara". This was a fantasy RP that drew the attention of many and lasted much longer then many others of the same time, but since God was just screwing with iHawk's mind the RP eventually died right before the ending.
Many RPs and many more posts later a mysterious force known only as "Real Life" got in the way of RPing, and iHawk became nothing more then a memory, a legend, and an incredibly bored individual.
However recently, iHawk has returned to Roleplaying at full bore. He was even made an official "RP Guru" around the forums, while he's released a few more RPs he has yet to have one go from start to finish. Recently he's been more interested in colaborations then solo-projects, why this is he has yet to say. (We think he's lonely :/ )
[edit] A Spriter
iHawk was fiddleing with game sprites one day, and he accidentally made a small comic. This small comic tried to make it big in LA but his dreams were crushed by reality and he was never seen again. While he was doing that iHawk made a small comic on his computer, a comic he lovingly named "Those Guys". This short lived comic usually centered around a small band of heroes on his forum Warboards, however due to that same mysterious "Real Life" the comic died.
In his spare time iHawk still goes back to his spriting ways, but may never return to the comic he once loved...
Spriting has become more of a hobby now for iHawk, and one he rarely indulges in. He's been getting steadily better, but for the most part it just bores him now.
[edit] A Founder
At an unspecified time, in an unspecified place iHawk took part in a spectacular event and while the time is long gone the place still remains. This event was the birth of The Hole Foundation, through the combined badassery of iHawk, BlackHawk, Ender and Ubergopher The Hole was created and eventually the foundation around it. The Hole Foundation is very cryptic about it's purpose, and it's members can be seen with Avatars and Signatures that proudly state their membership. They follow a list of strict rules, and in respect of these rules each member is expected to place one in their Signature so that all can enjoy the wisdom that rule bestows.
While usually a peaceful organization, just recently The Hole Foundation has declared war on The Dirt Consortium and it's charismic leader Nickodemus. Peace talks are highly unlikely.
[edit] A Mac Addict
That's right, iHawk knows the truth! He knows that Macs are better then PCs, and as much as you want to deny it, the iPod is currently the #1 MP3 player out there. So suck it up, defending Mr. Gates and his horrid software will get you nowhere. He's not actually going to pay you that billion.
[edit] A Canadian
The iHawk of the "Real World" is named Cameron Parkinson, he is 15 years of age and in a family of five. He's often refered to as crazy, a goofball and some loathed nicknames that he will not mention. Crap. Anyways, he enjoys music, videogames, reading and writing. He does Hip-Hop dance (for the ladies ;) ) and is saving up for fencing lessons. His 6-year-old Mac has probably had less the half the ammount of problems then your PC. And he has a knack for ruining technology.
You're allowed to be envious now.
[edit] LINES
[edit] Ahem...
Sorry about that.
[edit] Quotable Quotes
"That's the strangest thing since Moose Flavoured deoderant!" -iHawk on Something Strange
"Getting away from me you think do you?" -iHawk on Getting Away From Him
"I'm not eating this, I'm just chewing on it for the entertainment value" -iHawk on Eating
"Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised -Marilyn Manson on Violence
"I'm wired like a cheap rock concert" -iHawk when Wired
"I'm like a sniper rifle; Long, hard and deadly." -iHawk on Comparisons
"Cameron! You Stealthy Bitch!" -iHawk's Friend on being Stealthy
"Yeah, chocolate clots aren't as fun as they sound..." -iHawk on chocolate-free blood
