The Hole Foundation

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"it's a foundation, about a Hole"
-Members on The Hole Foundation

"It was created at a time and place, while the time is long passed
the place still remains"
-Blackhawk on the beginning

The Hole Foundation, possibly the largest unofficial group in all of Warboards. But what is it? If you have to ask you apparently didn't read the helpful quotes at the top of the page and thus are without help. Help can be obtained by reading the helpful quotes above.

Contents 1 What does THF Do? 2 How do you join THF? 3 Current Members 4 Known Rules

[edit] What does THF Do?

The Hole Foundation (THF [not to be confused with THX]) and it's members meet regularly in their lair known only as 'The Hole' and discuss whatever needs to be discussed. While most of the time their discussions seem pointless and downright casual when the situation calls for action all non members are removed and THF shows it's true colours. Of course if you expected to learn anything from this article you probably aren't a member and thus aren't allowed to know what goes on anyways.

[edit] How do you join THF?

The easiest and most common form of induction is over Internet Relay Chat (IRC) at irc.enterthegame.com/#TheHole This induction is a grueling series of tests that must be passed, they may try your intelligence, morals or patience but should you be deemed worthy at the end you will be inducted into the folds of THF.

If you are one who is unable to access IRC but still wish to join THF, it is possible to contact the Four Founders and acquire membership via Personal Messages (PMs [not to be confused with PMS]) on Warboards.

[edit] Current Members

The Four Founding Members:
BlackHawk
Ender
iHawk
UberGopher

Inducted Members:
Biohazard
Darmago
Kazeofwinds
kongurous
Sirion
Protoss_Honor
Tanis

[edit] Known Rules

• Rule 1: When asked about The Hole Foundation a member must reply "it's a foundation, about a hole".
• Rule 2: All members of THF must have whiteboards on their bedroom doors.
  • Subsection A: When a member has a girl over and does not wish to be disturbed, he must write a Chuck Norris joke on said whiteboard to inform members of this occurence.
    • Subsection B: If the joke is in any way Sex Related the foundation owes the member Dinner
• Rule 3: When in the War Room, no member may touch another member's computer without permission.
  • Subsection A: Before asking a member to use their computer, member must compliment said computer profusely.
    • Subsection B: When passing another Member's computer you must compliment the hardware of said computer.
• Rule 4: One may add whatever they wish to The Hole so long as it is classified as "badass."
  • Subsection A: "Badass" is henceforth defined as whatever the group does not say "Get that thing the fuck out of The mother fucking Hole"
• Rule 5: There are no snakes in the motherfucking Hole.
  • Subsection A: Unless mice get loose, then one boa constrictor is allowed to dispose of said mice.
    • Subsection B: Ender must be informed before hand so he can get the fuck out, and the boa must be immediately removed upon successful extermination and all surfaces touched must be sanitized.
• Rule 8: Don't be a douchebag while in The Hole.
• Rule 10: When claiming food or drink items one must leave a note attatched to the article in question.
  • Subsection A: Anyone may consume a claimed article as long as they can successfully blame the theft on a third party.
• Rule 11: When forcefully removing somone from The Hole, the member must add a "witty" Remark
  • Subsection A: “Witty” is seen as anything that makes at least two other occupants of The Hole laugh
• Rule 12: No woman may be a member, though they may visit as often as they like unless said woman's presence is objected to by at least 2 members of the THF.
• Rule 13: When recruiting new members the specimen must be interviewed in The Hole to determine whether or not they are THF material.
  • Subsection A: During the recruitment process all hopefuls must be referred to as “The Specimen”
• Rule 14: A specimen’s membership is voted on by all present Foundation Members.
  • Subsection A: During a vote The Four Founders have greater voting powers then a regular member.
    • Subsection B: If all Four Founders agree upon a Specimen’s membership all other Votes for or against become null and void.
      • Subsection C: In the absence of the Four Founders the vote amongst the present Members must be Unanimous.