Gortarzis

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My current Avatar. Made by me. The greatest work of art I have ever done.
My current Avatar. Made by me. The greatest work of art I have ever done.

[edit] What is this?

This is a page.

[edit] What is this page about?

This is a page about a guy.

[edit] What kind of guy is this page about?

This is a page about a not so ordinary guy.

[edit] What is the name of the not so ordinary guy this page is about?

This is a page about a not so ordinary guy. The name of that not so ordinary guy is..........

[edit] Dun dun dun duuuuuunnnnn!!

Protoss_Honor.

My Current Signature. Made by me. It is the bomb. My best work ever.
My Current Signature. Made by me. It is the bomb. My best work ever.

[edit] What is this Protoss_Honor you speak of?

I, Protoss_Honor, am your normal, average, everyday, not so ordinary, insane Trekkie/Star Wars Freak/Roleplayer/weirdo/sig maker/WarBoards Fanatic. I am completely harmless. Unless of course, you go and make me mad, or I am tired, or hungry. I also go by Gortarzis, especially on IRC. Gortarzis is the name of one of my old Roleplay characters. In my opinion, it is the best name I ever came up with. If you have a different opinion, I really don't care, keep it to yourself. Oh, and I go by DarkHighTemplar on Starcraft.org. Does anyone notice my addiction to the Protoss?

[edit] What is Protoss_Honor like?

I am like me, what else is there to say?

[edit] What does Protoss_Honor like?

I love:

Not necessarily in that order, but quite possibly all at once.

[edit] Protoss_Honor's story

I joined WarBoards back on January 31, 2005. I started roleplaying at WarBoards in March of 2005. On March 08, I made my first post in the RP forum. On March 10, I made my first offical In charatcer RP post. I am a comedian, so I am always making jokes. I am trying to beat the record for longest time without being serious. I am also well known for being quite idiotic at the most random and usually inappropriate times (It's a gift, what can I say?). In 2005, I was the winner of the 'Most Improved' and 'Most comical in posting' RolePlaying Awards, which obviously, was for the Online Roleplaying Forum.
Among my list of current achievements is that I am the only person to ever figure out the meaning of Whiteknights name. Kudos to me. :D

[edit] IRC Channel

I have my own IRC channel, called #orghp on the irc.enterthegame.com server. Orghp stands for ORG Hot Potato. It was created as a place to play with my bot that I had several months back, because the Ops on #ognetwork were sick and tired of all the people with bots spamming up the channel. So me and BlackHawk and a few others decided to go to our own channel. Thus #orghp was created. I got it registered, so that no one could steal it, and I made BH and the others Ops with me. As time went by, I stopped using my bot, and #orghp became just a place for us to hang out. Over time, people came and went, using it and then not using it, now it is mostly me who frequents it. Although is has been used as the battlefield for many IRC RP battles (oh the fun times), and others from #orgnetwork use it from time to time when they want to talk to several people at once, but they want to do it away from the hustle and bustle and openness of #orgnetwork. Cause as I have never before said until just now, what happens in #orghp, may or may not stay in #orghp. It all depends on who is listening in.

[edit] P_H

P_H is my "initials". It is the short version of my name that WarBoards people use alot when talking to or about me, instead of typing my whole name (I dunno, us internet people are lazy I guess). And, as of 04-18-2006 10:33 AM, P_H is my official smiley.

[edit] Gortarzis

On the 18th of February, in the year 2009, I requested AJ to change my WB username to Gortarzis, so I am now Gortarzis, hence the shift in page names here.

[edit] Reputation

I currently have 605 rep points, six rep balls and "have much to be proud of."

I like to send pms to the people who send me rep, just to say thanks. They are not usually very long pms, I just say thanks for the rep and include a comment pertinent to the reason I was given the rep.

[edit] Wiki Staff

On January 25, 2008, Neo promoted me and X9 to Administrators of the ORG Wiki. That was the proudest and happiest moment of my Internet Life. :D

[edit] A few words of wit, wisdom, or randomness from Protoss_Honor

"Except for all the smallness, darkness, and ugliness, it's a big, bright, beautiful world we live in."

~ Protoss_Honor on the world

"If before there was anything, there was nothing, was there blackness? Is black a nothing or an anything?"

~ Protoss_Honor on brain twisters

"I swear, seriously, I seriously try to never be serious. Seriously. And between you me and the doorknob, it seriously hard to seriously not be serious."

~ Protoss_Honor on being serious, or not

"There are four things that will last forever. Diamonds, Star Trek, Star Wars, and WarBoards."

~ Protoss_Honor on things that will last forever

"The only way to achieve perfection is to stop being imperfect. But since we are an imperfect race, we cannot stop being imperfect, and therefore, we cannot achieve perfection."

~ Protoss_Honor on perfection

"If you say you are perfect, then you are lying, and if you lie, you are imperfect. Therefore if you say are perfect, you are really just saying you are imperfect."

~ Protoss_Honor on perfection

"If we took all the fear, anger, and hate in the world and turned it into energy, we could probably power the entire earth for a several years, or longer."

~ Protoss_Honor on life

"Ima gonna take over the world with an army of origami frogs."

~ Protoss_Honor on world domination

"Being me is a full time job. In my spare time it's my hobby."

~ Protoss_Honor on being himself

"I didn't think it was real. At least I don't think I thought it was real. It is possible I thought I didn't think it was really real, but actually, I thought it was really real, without thinking I thought it was really real. Yeah."

~ Protoss_Honor on thinking if it is real or not

"I just had a thought. Now my brain hurts."

~ Protoss_Honor on thinking

"If someone comes up to you and says they are a compulsive liar, can you believe them?"

~ Protoss_Honor on a paradox of trust

"Insanity is my lifestyle."

~ Protoss_Honor on his lack of sanity

"Hey I got a question. And I am serious about this. Is it possible to have a phobia of phobias? In other words, an irrational fear of irrational fears? Because if it was, what would it be called? Phobiaphobia?"

~ Protoss_Honor on on the fear of phobias

"Oh, he can gain status many other ways, they just involve alot of work, money, bribes, and/or blood. Right Kong?"

~ Protoss_Honor on ways Kongurous can achieve status

"I plan on being here in one hundred years. Unless I am somewhere else. In which case, I will be there, and not here. But, unless I am somewhere else, I will be here."

~ Protoss_Honor on the future

"Save The Dolphins!"

~ Protoss_Honor on STDs

"AJ? If you do ever shut down WB, be prepared for me to come over to your house and break your computer, and any other Electronic equipment you have."

~ Gortarzis on if AJ every shuts down WarBoards

"So, now that we have established that I am a failure, who wants to play with nuclear fusion?"

~ Gortarzis on how to have fun, even as a failure

"WHY THE INTERNETS HATE ME?"

~ Gortarzis on Guess what the subject of this quote is

"<kong> "I'm actually chubby. just my thighs are huge and my ass is gigantic. Starts at my lower back, ends at my knee :P"
<Gort> "Big thighs and ass? You would make a good woman kong. Oh wait, you did. :P"
"Gort, wow. That's the best burn I've heard in awhile."
"Would you like some ice kong?"
"No."
"K."

~ kong and me on I burned kong

"[13:41:48]<NeoBot> Gortarzis, your ping is 91.453 secs.
[13:41:58] [INFO] Ping reply from Magmaniac in 21.47 seconds.
[13:42:01] [INFO] Ping reply from Neo in 20.75 seconds.
[13:42:02] [INFO] Ping reply from NeoBot in 19.39 seconds.
[13:42:58] <Gortarzis> O_O"

~ Neobot and me on LAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!

"<Gortarzis> I do not weep because I did not take the chance when it was there, I weep because I am left imagining a possible future that could have been, but now never will.
Roe gives the prophet rank to gort
Gortarzis accepts the prophet rank"

~ Roe and me on I am a prophet!

"<Sandro> thi has the same amount of action as the last chat place i was on
<AJ> what chat place was that ?
<Sandro> ummmmm
<Sandro> some place on freewebs
<Sandro> from some girl on YT
<Sandro> it was exciting cause people would come and say funny junk
<Gortarzis> I highly doubt that
<Gortarzis> all things funny and all things junky are restricted to #orgnetwork
<AJ> haha
<Gortarzis> anything not on #orgnetwork is neither funny nor junky"

~ AJ, Sandro, and me on #orgnetwork, and all things funny and junky

"Possession is nine tenths of the law."
"And I'm possessed."

~ a friend and I on possession

"[22:31:10] <Gortarzis> .ping
[22:32:30] <Gortarzis> .ping
[22:32:34] <Gortarzis> .ping
[22:32:42] <Neobot> Gortarzis, your ping is 0.016 secs."

~ Neobot and I on PING


The following is not by me, but it happens to be one of my most favorite quotes:
"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

~ Lord Acton


The following following is also not by me, but it is about me, which is close enough:
"And PH saves this thread's life by posting his excellently indecisive numbers."

~ Fenguin on Protoss_Honor

"ProtossHo? Oh, that is going to live on in my memory for so long ;)"

~ Zelt on my IRC ident

"who's protoss ho?"
"a protoss prostitute"

~ [[gorn and Chaplain_Kong]] on protoss ho

The following has absolutely nothing to do with me, but was said by a friend of mine, and i cannot help but agree with it, so I am putting it here:
"Myspace is a pedophiles playground"

~ Friend of mine on Myspace

[edit] See also

[edit] External Links Of Much Interest Relating To Protoss_Honor

Protoss_Honor's WarBoards Profile

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